Spira tagged me
why does she tag me
bleh
oc meme
I don't care if I've never told you about any of these characters

Pick ten characters of your own! If you haven't got ten in total, you can use awesome people too!
1-'Stranger'
2-William
3-Caliandros
4-Joseph
5-Melanthys
6-Jacob
7-Reina
8-Valen
9-Tobias
10-Morgana

1. 4 and 8 are forced to watch a violent, gory, slasher-horror genre movie together... at eleven pm when everyone else is asleep.
Joseph: It's not as bad as what happened to mom and dad.
Valen:*thinking to self* ...dad was scarier than this, sometimes.

2. 2 is being stalked by a giant snail.
William: Well, isn't that fun.

3. 7 and 1 are egged into a mahjong tournament - of which the prize is a kiss from 9!
Stranger: screw the prize, but I think I got a strategy.
Tobias: *leaves, and fast*
Reina: *plays silently*
...
Stranger: how did I lose like that?

4. 5 plays Sims and finds a cheat that makes aliens abduct one of the sims themselves and drop them in the front yard... without any clothes on.
Melanthys: *currently at the 'drunk' stage of day* oh wow, isn't that fuuuun. It'sh... like the old tele... telepora... teleportation prank.

5. 3 is turned into an useless Magikarp.
Caliandros: *flops around, enjoying it anyways*

6. 9 is suddenly unable to count anymore, not even one plus one!
Tobias: Hm, something can't be right, now. 1...8...F...25B... Yeah, not good.

7. 10 and 5 make cookies together, but 5 accidentally uses salt instead of sugar, and 10 accidentally uses BBQ sauce instead of chocolate sauce.
Melanthys: *still drunk* eeeh, it's all the same.
Morgana: Whoops. I wonder if common transmutation rules for a compound material can apply, now...
*casts an alchemical spell on the mixture*
*large explosion*
Melanthys: *completely knocked flat and to more of his senses* Oh, great, what did I do now?
Morgana: *ducked reflexively* Well, that's an unexpected result.

8. 4 is forced to eat the aforementioned cookies.
Joseph: *crunches* *chokes* *goes into a coughing fit*
...I think I'm still fine.

9. 2 is overcome with happiness and shouts at 3 that they love 3. 3's reaction?
Caliandros: *headtilts* You're not usually that happy, uncle Will. I love ya too!

10. 1 gets into a photo booth by theirself, but when they come out, 7 is with them!
Stranger: *walks in to inspect.*
*walks out, notices Reina*
Oh GOD not you AGAIN wasn't the tournament enough?
Reina: you looked like you're usually aware enough that it'd freak you out.

11. 6 suddenly becomes obsessed with the color red.
Jacob: Hm. Red's a nice colour. It can be violent though. Fun, I guess.
*casts a massive spell turning everything in his vicinity red*

12. 9 is told, by 8, to pet a doberman... But the doberman secretly has rabies.
Valen: *traces small and shyly* Come on... It's just a dog, right?
Tobias: I've found that caution is often useful.

13. 1 grows a garden of weird mushrooms and decides to give one a person to 3, 5, 7, and 9 without tasting them. What happens?
Stranger: *snickers* Here, try 'em!
Tobias: I don't think so. *leaves*
Melanthys: *still somewhat possessing of his senses from the shock of the last explosion* I'm not that stupid, thank you very much.
Caliandros: Sure--*is yanked away* aww mom!
Reina: Oh, hello again. What are you trying to feed my son?
Stranger: Oh my GOD you AGAIN you're not even supposed to be in the same WORLD as me! *teleports away, crashing from the hurried start a long distance away*

14. 2 wakes up one day to find 10, who is wearing Eeyore pajamas, in their bed.
William: *woke by drawing swords and leaping to attention* Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my bed?
Morgana: One could say this last experiment was... Interesting.

15. 4 suddenly gets it in their head that they're a superhero, so 4 tries flying off a building.
Joseph is, in fact, too pessimistic for me to impress that on him. Sorry.

16. An alien abducts 8 then decides 8 isn't a cow, so the alien drops 8 in a pile of their worst matrieal fear.
Valen: *is abducted, unable to trace anything*
*is dropped on Jacob*
Jacob: ...I should remember you, probably. I don't. That's not fun.
Valen: *doesn't know who Jacob is*

(don't ask how this works, good for you if you guess)

17. 6 makes lemonade and tries selling it for a million bucks to a chocolate bar factory.
Jacob: A million's just a quantification. For all you know, four could be a bigger number.
*recieves no response*
*leaves*

18. 3 suddenly falls in love with 4, who has just returned after getting a transgender operation!
Hitting character impression limit again

19. 9 is turned into a Deku Scrub.
Tobias: uh... Well.

20. 2 is forced to take a choice out of those two: Watch their least favorite movie every day for the rest of their lifes, OR listen to their least favorite song every two hours for the rest of their life.
William: *stabs at dekw unexpectedly for making him a part of the meme*
Dekw: You know that won't do anything in my head.
William: Yeah, but it throws the meme off course for a bit.
Anyways, I'd rather listen to the music because it doesn't require my attention in the same way.

21. 1 gets a giant pepperoni pizza!
Stranger: um, okay. What am I supposed to do with this.
Reina: You could give it to me, if you like. *snickers*
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY QUESTION AND GET AWAY FROM ME D:

22. 5 is shot by 6.
Melanthys: tch, you spontaneous little bastard! *fires back*
*large-scale spellfight*
Jacob: *grows somewhat bored and teleports out*
Melanthys: Damn idiot...

23. 7 has to be the flower girl at 8 and 10's wedding.
Dekw: WHOA WAIT A SEC HERE 8 AND 10 ARE OF DIFFERENT GENDERS
AND THE FLOWER GIRL IS ACTUALLY A GIRL
'FRAID THIS QUESTION HAS TO GO, AS SUCH

24. 3 is turned to stone when 2 looks at them; 4, after seeing this, assumes 2 is a gorgon/medusa, and tries to hire 7 to kill 2 for them.
Caliandros: *turns invisible*
Dekw: Hey!
Caliandros: I don't want to be a statue! They're boring!
Joseph: ...What happened?
Reina: Hey, I can get William for ya.
William: Oh you've got to be kidding me

25. 1 gets a piercing... in their toe.
Stanger: ow.

26. 10 is now immortal! There's one catch, though - everyone important to them dies.
Morgana: *goes blankfaced, muttering somewhat* One hell of a test gone wrong...

27. 9 tries to cause a stingray to become giant, so they can ride on it.
Tobias: *attempts with lifemagic, fails*
...why did I do that, again?

28. 5 is transformed into a pink fairy by 6.
Melanthys: You just love screwing with me, don't you? *shoots at Jacob*
*another spellfight breaks out*
Dekw: GET THIS CHAOTIC CRAP OUT OF MY HEAD!

29. 8 is arrested by the police for attempting to trick 9 into petting that rabies-infested doberman.
Valen: *didn't even know it was rabies-infested*
*gets dragged away*

30. 7 goes to bust out 8 on one condition: 8 has to be 7's maid until one of them dies.
Valen: *blasts himself out with a spell to find Reina waiting outside.*
Reina: Ah, so you -are- capable.

31. 10 died in a car crash, but came back as a ghost! Who will they haunt?
Morgana: *haunts everyone, just to experiment with the ghost form.*

32. 6 throws a snowball at 3 and pretends it isn't them, but 1 was watching and 3 knows, so goes to ask 1 what really happened.
Caliandros: *conjures a snowball of his own and counters* Who was that, mister?
Stranger: *points to Jacob* It was -- what is he-
Jacob: *conjured up a massive snowstorm*
*stops it suddenly and walks off*
Caliandros: He's weird.
Stranger: Yeah.

33. 5 forces 4 to come to an amusement park with them. They get on the ferris wheel, but get stuck at the top when all the power in the amusement park goes out.
Melanthys: Why did I do this again?
Joseph: ...I don't know.
Melanthys: Oh well. *casts a flight spell and flies back down.
Joseph: He left me behind...

34. 2 and 9 want to go out and enjoy a night together, but 2 is stuck babysitting, so 9 decides to take the kids with them.
William: Do I know you?
Tobias: No.
What kids.
Caliandros: *pops out from being invisible* Hi.

35. An elephant runs over, and squishes, 6! How does 10 react?
Jacob: *teleports just as he's squished.* *starts laughing*
Morgana: Well, he's... Interesting.

36. 8 climbs a tree to the very top... but then there's a cracking sound.
Valen: *casts a flying spell, floats back down*

37. 7 goes to a graveyard, and drags 1 and 2 along! But soon enough, fog begins collecting around them... then, a lady pops right in front of them and screams loudly!
Stranger: please just leave me alone... Help? Anyone? D'you think you could GET THIS PERSON AWAY FROM ME!?
Reina: Tch, you're a wimp.
William: *thwacks the lady reflexively* Whoops...

38. 9 is tossed by 10 into a giant chocolate pot.
Tobias: Hey! What was that for?!
Morgana: A meme. Or experimentation, you choose.

39. 3 rides a rainbow.
Caliandros: *riding a conjured rainbow by flying*

40. The whole gang is swarmed by Goombas, Para-goombas, and Spikygoombas!
Melanthys: Hey, this meme is a pain, I'm not giving it fun. *Teleports everyone out*

41. Suddenly, 4 can speak only in math equations!
Dekw: Hey, you can speak normally, the letters are just a lot of variables multiplied by each other!
Joseph: ...oh.

42. 2 has a penpal and sends gifts daily to them. This penpal turns out to be 3, who secretly hates 2's gifts... and sends them to 5 instead.
Caliandros: Why would I hate 'em? This guy's funny to throw them at, though.
Melanthys: Geez, leave me alone!

43. 8 and 7 are named King and Queen, respectively, of a super-secret palace that ONLY they know about!
Reina: Well, that... Doesn't actually change much.
Valen: *runs away from the responsibility*

44. 1's personaility suddenly reserves!
Stranger: Iiiiiiiiiiiii don't think so!

45. 6 now has a handlebar mustache.
Jacob: *slowly disintegrates it with a spell, then re-creates it, then disintegrates it again.* Huh.

46. 5 publishes a novel, with characters they have based off of the others! What are the others' reactions when they find out?
Stranger: well, I see somebody's getting STALKED
Reina: Hi!
Stranger: Oh dammit that guy IS me D:
William: This story's bordering on plagiaristic.
Melanthys: Lord knows what I do when drunk. Honestly, I was just stealing off dekw's mind there.
Dekw: HEY!

47. They all have a pinata party!
Caliandros: *cheers and starts thwacking the pinata.*
Aww, come on, does nobody else like fun?
*dead silence*
*Reina grabs stranger*
Stranger: STOP IT YOU'RE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN! GO BACK TO YOUR WORLD!

48. 3, 5, and 9 all suddenly go renegade, purchase a pirate boat, become pirates, and begin doing all acts of pirates they can think of!
Caliandros: Well, sailing like this is fun, at least.
Melanthys: How did I get involved in this? I do storms, not ships.
Tobias: I'd like to ask the same.

49. WTWEMSK FSNSROUPM!
Jacob: Ahahahahahaahaaah. Heh. Heheeh.
AhaHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!
Hahaahaaah...
Heh...
Heheh.
*grins*
Everybody else: *baaaaacks away...*

50. End of --oh, wait! A snail is slowly slugging past.
Jacob: *Obliterates it with a spell for no reason*
Caliandros: Now why'd you have to do that, mister? *tilts head*
Jacob: Do what?

51. Okay, now it's really the end!
Stranger: THANK GOD GET THIS WOMAN TO LEAVE ME ALONE NOW.
Reina: *shrugs* I guess the meme was fun.
William: Or pointless. Pointless works too.
Caliandros: What, did you have fuuuun, uncle Will?
Morgana: It was a strange experiment, really.
Jacob: *walks off, whistling*
Melanthys: Oh no you don't, I'm gonna kill that bastard the number above me
Dekw: NO MORE FIGHTS IN MY HEAD PLEASE D: